For those of you that like to keep tabs on the occasional appearance of Jesus Christ, he was recently crying in an Orlando, Florida hospital.
I was really excited about this picture, until I realized I wasn’t supposed to be looking at the image of Jesus hugging a little kid in the background, rather, I was supposed to focus on the glaring light and window condensation.
After all, it’s probably Jesus...or it could be Rob Zombie, or maybe Charles Manson, although, Occam’s Razor would require me to be a cynic, and come to the conclusion that it might simply be window condensation.
In other equally astounding news, one of Ohio’s finest was arrested for picnic table intercourse. Please, take a moment to drink in those last three words.
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